I do not like sports. I do not understand sports. The goofy rules make no sense. I resent the importance of sports. I could not watch Days of Our Lives today because there was some kind of tennis match. I thought maybe it would be fun to watch the hot tennis babes jumping around in their little tennis suits but that didn't do much for me either. If I want sex I will go to Salem, where all the Days of Our Lives people are jumping in and out of bed faster than the rabbits chasing each other in my back yard.
I like George Carlin's monologue about the difference between baseball and football. Football is war, baseball is peace. In football you destroy the enemy. In baseball you go home.
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